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happysmileylady 04-18-2013 09:00 AM

You know you are a parent when...
 
You call your spouse at work just to inform him that you have finally, after a month, located your child's favorite lovey/stuffed animal.:giggle2:

lilannies mama 04-18-2013 09:51 AM

Someone comes up to you & pulls who knows what out of your hair. In my case its usually mac&cheese my dd's favorite. I just thought bathing would keep me clean. Nope not
With kids around. Lol!

mibarra 04-18-2013 12:14 PM

Spend more time talking about poop and spit up than current events... ;)

jam's mum 04-18-2013 12:17 PM

Re: You know you are a parent when...
 
Someone, not your lover, buries their face in your crotch and your breasts multiple times a day, and you don't call the police.

Hungry Caterpillar 04-18-2013 12:20 PM

Re: You know you are a parent when...
 
...you discuss poop over gmail chat

3 ladybugs 04-18-2013 12:40 PM

Re: You know you are a parent when...
 
You warn your DH/DP about the lack of naps taken in the house that day.

hilaryisinked 04-18-2013 03:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 3 ladybugs
You warn your DH/DP about the lack of naps taken in the house that day.

Yes! I email DH each work day and tell him how poorly the children have napped.

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s@hmommy 04-18-2013 03:55 PM

Re: You know you are a parent when...
 
You sit for hours in the most awkward, painful position imaginable so as not to wake the sleeping beast, um no wait, toddler.

austxmama 04-18-2013 07:26 PM

When you run toward vomit instead of away.

Aubrey<3Gavin 04-18-2013 07:31 PM

You can put your dd toddler daughters hair in a rubber band while she is running around the room.


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