Diaper Swappers

Gavin&Brent'sMommy · 06-27-2006, 10:28 AM

A smile for the nursing moms!

Dr. Seuss for Nursing Moms

Would you nurse her in the park?
Would you nurse him in the dark?
Would you nurse him with a Boppy?
And when your boobs are feeling floppy?

I would nurse him in the park,
I would nurse her in the dark.
I'd nurse with or without a Boppy.
Floppy boobs will never stop me.

Can you nurse with your seat belt on?
Can you nurse from dusk till dawn?

Though she may pinch me, bite me, pull,
I will nurse her `till she's full!

Can you nurse and make some soup?
Can you nurse and feed the group?
It makes her healthy strong and smart,
Mommy's milk is the best start!

Would you nurse him at the game?
Would you nurse her in the rain?
In front of those who dare complain?
I would nurse him at the game.
I would nurse her in the rain.

As for those who protest lactation,
I have the perfect explanation.
Mommy's milk is tailor made
It's the perfect food, you need no aid.

Some may scoff and some may wriggle,
Avert their eyes or even giggle.
To those who can be cruel and rude,
Remind them breast's the perfect food!

I would never scoff or giggle,
Roll my eyes or even wiggle!
I would not be so crass or crude,
I KNOW that this milk's the perfect food!

We make the amount we need
The perfect temp for every feed.
There's no compare to milk from breast-
The perfect food, above the rest.

Those sweet nursing smiles are oh so sweet,
Mommy's milk is such a treat.
Human milk just can't be beat.

I will nurse, in any case,
On the street or in your face.
I will not let my baby cry,
I'll meet her needs, I'll always try.
It's not about what's good for you,
It's best for babies, through and through.

I will nurse her in my home,
I will nurse her when I roam.
Leave me be lads and ma'am.
I will nurse her, Mom I am

mrsott · 06-29-2006, 09:00 AM

I posted this here about a month ago too... isnt it funny??! I read it to DH but he didnt see as much humor in it as I...

Gavin&Brent'sMommy · 06-29-2006, 09:57 AM

oh did you? oops

lol yes it is

marelle4381 · 06-29-2006, 10:19 AM

never heard it before but I like it. I miss breast feeding. I wish there was something I could have done to trick my breasts into pumping... but they were not fooled by a pump.

Bluemoon · 06-29-2006, 10:20 AM

~denise cole from www.this-end-up.com wrote one for cloth diapering. I'll post it in a new thread
Barbara

zonapellucida · 06-29-2006, 12:02 PM

lovemygirls · 06-29-2006, 03:21 PM

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I never heard it before...thanks for sharing!!

Lyric · 06-30-2006, 08:59 AM

Oh I love that I miss nursing so bad my dd weaned herself at 9.5 months and I so miss our nursing time.

06-27-2006, 10:28 AM	#1
Gavin&Brent'sMommy Registered Users Join Date: May 2006 Location: Upstate NY Posts: 10,768 Ratings: 330 Feedback: 100% My Mood:	Dr. Seuss for Nursing Mums A smile for the nursing moms! Dr. Seuss for Nursing Moms Would you nurse her in the park? Would you nurse him in the dark? Would you nurse him with a Boppy? And when your boobs are feeling floppy? I would nurse him in the park, I would nurse her in the dark. I'd nurse with or without a Boppy. Floppy boobs will never stop me. Can you nurse with your seat belt on? Can you nurse from dusk till dawn? Though she may pinch me, bite me, pull, I will nurse her `till she's full! Can you nurse and make some soup? Can you nurse and feed the group? It makes her healthy strong and smart, Mommy's milk is the best start! Would you nurse him at the game? Would you nurse her in the rain? In front of those who dare complain? I would nurse him at the game. I would nurse her in the rain. As for those who protest lactation, I have the perfect explanation. Mommy's milk is tailor made It's the perfect food, you need no aid. Some may scoff and some may wriggle, Avert their eyes or even giggle. To those who can be cruel and rude, Remind them breast's the perfect food! I would never scoff or giggle, Roll my eyes or even wiggle! I would not be so crass or crude, I KNOW that this milk's the perfect food! We make the amount we need The perfect temp for every feed. There's no compare to milk from breast- The perfect food, above the rest. Those sweet nursing smiles are oh so sweet, Mommy's milk is such a treat. Human milk just can't be beat. I will nurse, in any case, On the street or in your face. I will not let my baby cry, I'll meet her needs, I'll always try. It's not about what's good for you, It's best for babies, through and through. I will nurse her in my home, I will nurse her when I roam. Leave me be lads and ma'am. I will nurse her, Mom I am __________________ Melanie, wife to James, Mommy to Gavin & Brent and Cody, fur mommy to Mollie

06-29-2006, 09:00 AM	#2
mrsott Registered Users Join Date: May 2006 Location: Tallahassee, Fla Posts: 731 Ratings: 14 Feedback: 93% My Mood:	Re: Dr. Seuss for Nursing Mums I posted this here about a month ago too... isnt it funny??! I read it to DH but he didnt see as much humor in it as I... __________________ Wife to Jeff Mommy to Avery 07.11.01 and Claire 1.20.06 and Nora 03.23.08 My ISO/IHA

06-29-2006, 09:57 AM	#3
Gavin&Brent'sMommy Registered Users Join Date: May 2006 Location: Upstate NY Posts: 10,768 Ratings: 330 Feedback: 100% My Mood:	Re: Dr. Seuss for Nursing Mums oh did you? oops lol yes it is __________________ Melanie, wife to James, Mommy to Gavin & Brent and Cody, fur mommy to Mollie

06-29-2006, 10:19 AM	#4
marelle4381 Registered Users Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 933 Ratings: 18 Feedback: 100% My Mood:	Re: Dr. Seuss for Nursing Mums never heard it before but I like it. I miss breast feeding. I wish there was something I could have done to trick my breasts into pumping... but they were not fooled by a pump. __________________ Marelle lovin' wife to Mike with 2 kids. Kaden 1/1/06, Jagger 4/21/12 and our last one (Finn) coming 8/13

06-29-2006, 10:20 AM	#5
Bluemoon Registered Users Join Date: May 2006 Location: Ohio Posts: 1,698 Ratings: 175 Feedback: 100% My Mood:	Re: Dr. Seuss for Nursing Mums ~denise cole from www.this-end-up.com wrote one for cloth diapering. I'll post it in a new thread Barbara Last edited by Bluemoon; 06-29-2006 at 10:22 AM.

06-29-2006, 12:02 PM	#6
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