Vent: sleeping in crib!!

[omahonycm]

My DD will NOT nap in her crib. She opens her eyes and starts squirming and grunting. I try white noise, swaddling, back, belly, etc. and if, by some miracle she is asleep enough not to notice I've put her down, she wakes up 5-20mon later yelling. And I want to punch the people who say to put her down drowsy. Right. That does NOT work. At all. What am I supposed to do, just watch her scream herself hysterical? She'

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