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Old 02-20-2013, 06:28 PM   #1
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I've had to say some strange things as a parent, but

I never thought I'd have to tell my 4yr old....

"please don't rub sissy's spit on you face"


Yeah, that's a new one.

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Old 02-20-2013, 07:40 PM   #2
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Re: I've had to say some strange things as a parent, but

lol Shortly after we brought ds2 home it was, "Jacob, stop sticking your fingers in the baby's mouth." lol I even got him doing it on video. He was playing with him and then just stuck his finger in his brother's mouth... Kids just don't bother with social protocol... :P
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Old 02-20-2013, 07:51 PM   #3
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Re: I've had to say some strange things as a parent, but

I guess it all evens out, I've had to stop her from sticking her fingers up his nose.
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Old 02-20-2013, 07:54 PM   #4
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I have to frequently tell my 4 year old to stop farting on the baby Seriously, why do little boys think farts are so funny?
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Re: I've had to say some strange things as a parent, but

Stop playing in the trash can.

Once it is in the trash you cannot eat it.

Do not stick your boogers in my mouth!!

Do not play in your poop!!(during diaper changes)

Those are for my 20 month old.

Do not climb on the roof. Get out of that tree!!(to my then 3 year old. He was 20 feet up give or take a few.)

We do not pee off the side of the porch.

Don't throw your shoes out the car window.

Don't open the door when we are driving!!


These were for my older son.

Do not eat the dog food.

No you are not a dog. You cannot pee on that tree.

Leave your (imaginary) dog in the car.

If you don't stop that I will take your (imaginary) dog away for the day.

Don't lick me.

These were for my daughter.

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Old 02-20-2013, 07:59 PM   #6
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I have to frequently tell my 4 year old to stop farting on the baby Seriously, why do little boys think farts are so funny?

Haha my son would say,"Smell my perfume." while waving the air in your direction.
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Lol i love these threads. I am having a new toilet installed still it's sitting in the living room right now. My daughter threw some cat food into the bowl. No biggie, it will flush down when i hook it up... Well my daughter likes to eat cat food, so she reached in and started to eat it. I said "Emily stop eating cat food out of the toilet!". Yeah that was the weirdest thing i think i have ever said
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Do not play with your brother's butt

Get out of the cat's hiney

That is Mommy's vulva please do not touch (I am the only girl and my 3 yr old is obsessed with why I have no penis)

We do not eat chocolate out of the trash

Do not lick the dog

Do not lick me, your brother, or daddy
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Why are you licking the TV?

Why are you trying to color your spit? (He spit on his coloring page, then was dragging it around with the crayon.)

Get your finger out of his belly button. (Said to my youngest as he prodded my husband's navel. My husband was sleeping, BTW.)

Oh look, Alex is beat-boxing into a toilet brush. (Toy toilet brush)
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Old 02-25-2013, 08:20 AM   #10
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To both DS1 &2:

Do not touch your brother's penis!
Do not play in the toilet
Do not climb on the table

Ds1: stop chewing on xyz

Ds2 get out of the closets
Ect ect
Allllll day long
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