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Old 06-12-2008, 10:40 AM   #21
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my DD has a plastic whistle.....and the other day she was wearing a dress (no pockets...) I had to tell her: "Take the whistle out of your panties...."

And, after she had her birthday cake......"No, don't put cake in your ears."
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Goodness these are funny. I've told The Kid, we do not ride on the baby! We do not cut the baby's hair! We do not poke the baby in the eye. He actually scratched the inside of baby's eyelid so there was a teeny drop of blood there We don't stick our fingers in the baby's mouth!

You can see the pattern in there, lol
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We have that conversation here too...alot! We also have to have the "fingers do not belong in your rear, and they ESPECIALLY do not belong in your sister's!"
oh boy! do we get that here too!! they think its ENDLESSLY funny to stick they're fingers in their own bottoms or each others. that's when we have to get some underpants or diapers on.
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That's hilarious! I was on the phone with my brother a year or so ago, and had to tell DD1: "Chloe, remember, we only touch our vagina in the privacy if the bathroom or the bedroom. If you want to go to the bathroom, that's fine. Otherwise, you need to stop."

He has a boy and was floored. He told the rest of my family and they tease me about it mercilessly now.
My Chloe does the same thing, but she's 8 months so I can't tell her to stop yet . Her older sister though, is PLing, and she's generally pretty good but sometimes she'll pee, stay nekkid, grab a cloth wipe and ummmm yeah and she thinks it's okay because, as she tells us, "I wiping!" (a lot, for a long time...) man alive, when my brother comes to stay here, he is going to be a little surprised

Fun thing for today though, was at Lowe's. Something is eating my spinach and I brought in a huge leaf with the holes all bitten through it to show to garden people there, and I let dd1 hold it. So she's holding it through the store (where I told her we went because the leaf was "broken"), and as I'm looking at garden sprays, I hear, "I eat leaf!" Turn around, sure enough, it's half gone, she has green juice on her hands, and she's just grinning. And then she pops the rest of it in her mouth as I'm watching. At least it was just spinach I wonder what the Lowe's people thought about the "why are you eating that leaf??" in the middle of the store....
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Old 06-12-2008, 01:34 PM   #27
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I remember my ex telling me about how, when he was a toddler, he remembers his parents yelling during bathtime, "get that dinosaur out of your butt!"
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Old 06-12-2008, 01:35 PM   #28
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Just today was "macaroni does not go in our ears.....no not in your sisters ears either" and "Well don't put your toes in her mouth if you don't want her to bite them...

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Old 06-12-2008, 01:52 PM   #29
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How about "No honey, don't pinch your p*nis!" We've also had recently "That's a doggy toy-it tastes yucky". Haha last week it was "Daddy doesn't like it when you bite his rear"!!
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