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Old 06-24-2010, 12:33 PM   #11
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When you have pants tailored (for a suit), they'll ask which way you "dress". I go to the right. They build a little extra room in that side for the package.

I'll probably lose my "man club" card for letting this secret out in the knitting club!
dh swore everyone's went to the left. i really just wanted to prove him wrong

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My son goes slightly to the left. The previous explanation sounds about right as to why that may be. I dunno... LOL This whole boy thing is a big learning experience for me. I was a girl mommy for 5 1/2 years before I had him, and I don't even have any brothers or anything like that, so I know NOTHING about boys. I'm learning as I go! LOL

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When you have pants tailored (for a suit), they'll ask which way you "dress". I go to the right. They build a little extra room in that side for the package.

I'll probably lose my "man club" card for letting this secret out in the knitting club!
OMG I had no idea! Learn something new every day...
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Old 06-24-2010, 01:12 PM   #13
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all the sudden I am thankful I have all girls


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When you have pants tailored (for a suit), they'll ask which way you "dress". I go to the right. They build a little extra room in that side for the package.

I'll probably lose my "man club" card for letting this secret out in the knitting club!


I'm sorry...absolutely hilarious.

DS hangs right down the middle. Interesting question, though. Never thought of it. DH hangs to the right. I wonder if genetics are involved?
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I want to look so bad but DS is sleeping and there is nothing I want to know *that* bad.
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I have never noticed either of my boys hanging to either side and DH just said he doesn't notice that he hangs either way. I have never had any issue with my boys peeing up and out of their diapers either.
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DH just said he doesn't notice that he hangs either way.
This is what makes it even more embarrassing when you're standing in front of the tailor, because they ask which way you "dress", and you have to think... uhh, well... what direction is it hanging right now? And in that pause, I figure everyone in the room is also thinking about your package, and when you declare it "right"... it's just awkward telling everyone which side it hangs on. ;-)
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One teste hangs lower, but it's not always the left one. I think with ds1 it's the left, and ds2 it's the right. If I don't point ds2's penis straight down when putting a diaper on, he'll pee out on of the sides.
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This is what makes it even more embarrassing when you're standing in front of the tailor, because they ask which way you "dress", and you have to think... uhh, well... what direction is it hanging right now? And in that pause, I figure everyone in the room is also thinking about your package, and when you declare it "right"... it's just awkward telling everyone which side it hangs on. ;-)
ROFL! This is so true! I remember the first time I went with DH to get his military uniforms altered and they asked him that question and there was an awkward pause. I asked him what that meant and he said "I'll have to tell you later."

I swear that for weeks afterward, whenever I heard the word 'dress', I would immediately start checking out mens' crotches.
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