breadmachine tips?

[mommabritt]

I'm confused now...lol

What happened to the granola bar thread?

[Hungry Caterpillar]

Originally Posted by mommabritt I'm confused now...lol What happened to the granola bar thread?

I don't know But I got really excited when I saw the title, and that is was from Danielle. "I never use my breadmaker! I need tips! I never use it because it doesn't turn out well. I love Danner! I bet she has good tips!"

And then... eels and a hovercraft

[mommabritt]

Well don't you keep your bread machine in the basement and have eels and hovercrafts at hand?

Could her acct be hacked?

[Jamimclaugh]

Can I get a copy of the bread recipe too please? jamimclaugh@gmail.com Thanks!

[mommabritt]

OMG

[Hungry Caterpillar]

Originally Posted by mommabritt Well don't you keep your bread machine in the basement and have eels and hovercrafts at hand? Could her acct be hacked?

Maybe that is the secret? Eels rapidly swimming around powers the hovercraft in the basement, which creates some sort of electrical field that makes the breadmaker work more efficiently?

And yeah on the OMG. What should we send?

[danner]

Omg. I am laughing so hard. I'm so sorry. I was trying to slow this thread but I couldn't resist the eels. Who wants an Eel and Basil bread recipe, crafted especially for my hovercraft bread machine? The first person to request one will increase their post count by 1.

I thought posting about bread machines would diminish interest in the thread. Oh well. Sorry for being so silly.

[Hungry Caterpillar]

Please don't apologize. This made me laugh incredibly hard and has completely brightened my icky morning.

Unfortunately when the eels are too old to work we won't be able to turn them into bread. The Food Network doesn't seem to have any eel bread recipes! But they do have Baby Eels in Garlic Sauce. Maybe we can make use of the whorey eels who are wantonly breeding instead of working.

http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/t...ipe/index.html

[danner]

I will never be able to scrub the words "whorey " and "eels" apart from one another now. My hovercraft is full of whorey, tasty, wanton eels.

[Hungry Caterpillar]

Better than being at the edge of the Cliffs of Insanity with the Shrieking Eels. They always grow louder when they are about to feed on human flesh