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Old 01-02-2013, 08:19 PM   #1
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"Hey, you know how I know you are pregnant?"

The ongoing joke in our house, here are some from today. Please add yours!

"Hey, you know how I know you are pregnant?"

- I asked if you wanted pizza and your whole face lit up and you screamed YES!!
- You just went to the bathroom for the 3rd time this hour.
- You wanted a chocolate chip cookie so you made a double batch
- Our fridge has three different kinds of left overs, a roll of scone dough, and a roll of cookie dough...all homemade!

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Old 01-03-2013, 09:36 AM   #2
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Does your hubby make up songs for you? David has been big into that and I want to kick him, lol.

Sang to Sugar Ray "Fly" "Can't put my arms around you, baby, can't put my arms around you"

Or "hard to love" by lee Brice becomes "hard to hug"
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Old 01-03-2013, 09:39 AM   #3
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My hubby makes up songs for ALL of us!
Yesterday I was "Hot Blooded" because of my hot flash and Gracie was "Smooth Criminal" because she steals things from her sister with out anyone noticing.
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YES!! DH makes fun of me all of the time b/c of my weird preggo symptoms and behaviors. For instance, in the past week, I completely repainted the nursery and refurnished it all, and sold all of the old furniture. He just rolled his eyes and said "yep, my crazy preggo wife."
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Re: "Hey, you know how I know you are pregnant?"

LOL! when I was preggers my hubby would make fun of me because I wanted hot dogs (I'm NOT a hot dog eater), I was constantly in the bathroom, sleeping ALOT (which I never do), would beg him to take me to the mall for Sbarro pizza (which is gross LOL!) and I ate liver about twice a week. I never got morning sickness either but just the sight of something in fajitas would make me gag! LOL
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-I run into furniture, tables counter and my own children constantly.
-My food cravings, needs and wants change constantly.
-The recycling bin always has empty tums containers in it.
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When u make your friend (who lives 3 states away) buy and mail you cereal bc you can't find it in the stores in your area and you HAVE to have it lol!

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LOL that's a good one!

New one from today,
Hubby, "You know how I know you are pregnant? For years you proudly refused ALL fast food and today you made ME get in the car to get you Jack in the Box fries!"
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I hear you about the junk food! I made DH go buy blondies the other day- I haven't eaten those in over 20 years lol!

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I smell someone smoking 2 cars away in traffic with the windows rolled up.

I don't want to watch anything with any violence.

I cry because of how much I love everyone.
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