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Old 03-13-2013, 02:28 PM   #1
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The Walmart cashier asked about my dilation...

Since when is my cervix everybody's business!?!?!?!

I'm 4 days "overdue" & somehow, that makes it okay for strangers to ask me how my cervix is doing. Awkward..................

I just don't think that's something I would ever ask a STRANGER, in any circumstance. Lol.

Maybe by my second or third child, I will have come up with some good comebacks for people's comments & questions.

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Old 03-13-2013, 02:40 PM   #2
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Re: The Walmart cashier asked about my dilation...

This is my 3rd so here's what my wise *ss would have said,

What's a cervix?

Wait, you think I'm pregnant?!

That's a bit personal, don't you think?

Wait a sec, let me check...

Well when I was having s*x last night my hubby said I felt about _ cm.

Just a warning, the stupid does not end with the pregnancy! I still have people ask me if my identical twins are twins and if they are a boy and a girl when they are dressed in pink dresses with bows.
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Old 03-13-2013, 04:14 PM   #3
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Re: The Walmart cashier asked about my dilation...

people are idiots and so damn rude. anya is right though the stupid doesn't stop. have you heard the saying "you can't fix stupid." well it's so very true.
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Old 03-13-2013, 04:21 PM   #4
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Re: The Walmart cashier asked about my dilation...

Wow, just wow. That's a new level of stupid. And to think that I thought the when are you due questions were annoying. That one takes the cake for sure.
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Old 03-13-2013, 04:40 PM   #5
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Re: The Walmart cashier asked about my dilation...

Always expect classiness and tact from Walmart, especially.
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Old 03-13-2013, 06:13 PM   #6
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I would have laughed right there in their face. People are amazing
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DDc just to lol!
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Re: The Walmart cashier asked about my dilation...

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This is my 3rd so here's what my wise *ss would have said,

What's a cervix?

Wait, you think I'm pregnant?!

That's a bit personal, don't you think?

Wait a sec, let me check...

Well when I was having s*x last night my hubby said I felt about _ cm.

Just a warning, the stupid does not end with the pregnancy! I still have people ask me if my identical twins are twins and if they are a boy and a girl when they are dressed in pink dresses with bows.
:rofl mbo:
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Old 03-14-2013, 05:59 AM   #9
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Re: The Walmart cashier asked about my dilation...

Quote:
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This is my 3rd so here's what my wise *ss would have said,

What's a cervix?

Wait, you think I'm pregnant?!

That's a bit personal, don't you think?

Wait a sec, let me check...

Well when I was having s*x last night my hubby said I felt about _ cm.

Just a warning, the stupid does not end with the pregnancy! I still have people ask me if my identical twins are twins and if they are a boy and a girl when they are dressed in pink dresses with bows.
LOL That's great!!!
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I'm sorry but this is hilarious.
Yesterday the cashier at walmart compared us to the Duggar family because we had three kids in three years.... LOL!

I'm mobile.... sorry for the typos!
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