Shallow reasons to breastfeed

[UrbanGirl]

bah hahahaha I love it!

[abunchoflemons]

Interesting

[keonli]

I admit that I fell for those reasons. And guess what? Still hanging onto baby weight, period came back after 7 weeks, and my boobs are still on the small scale!

[mozartswannabe]

I agree with some ladies above! I hate washing bottles and breastfeeding is free! Unfortunatly I'm 4 months postpartum and having a really hard time losing weight :/ I wish I could love that selfish reason for bfing.

[PrettyinPink89]

I know this thread is old, but I loved that link!!!

[DottieHarley]

I missed this thread the first time around... Awesome!

I esp agree with the "WTH I AM working out, sitting on my butt eating dairyfree ice cream while nursing is burning a ton of calories!" Gah I miss that.
And the best thing about the weekends for this wohm - no bottles to wash!!!!!

Just thought of another one: Honey, I need you to do XYZ thing I hate. I would totally do it but the kid's attached to my boob... Thanks hon. Lol

[Alexismarie]

Love this! #5 has my thumbs up.

[Van1300]

So funny. None of these were true the first time around for me because I went back on the pill 6 weeks post baby. Now 5 months post #2, most apply. No period, lost 25 lbs, have killer looking boobs, nurse in private to take a break etc. We do use condoms though, not taking any chances!

[The3LittleBerkhs]

Originally Posted by DottieHarley Just thought of another one: Honey, I need you to do XYZ thing I hate. I would totally do it but the kid's attached to my boob... Thanks hon. Lol

I'm so guilty of this one!

[starsandbutterflies]

Originally Posted by Art mama Can I add too lazy to wash bottles?? That's me

And can I add too lazy to Hold a bottle! I'm currently breastfeeding my 13 month old daughter and while bottlefeeding my nephew I couldn't help think "gee, I haven't missed this, my hand's getting tired". Lol. I haven't bottlefed since my 5 year old son was a baby. This is hilarious thanks for posting OP.