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Old 02-25-2013, 08:57 AM   #11
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Me: Stop licking me! Mama is not for licking!
3-year-old: But you taste like chicken!

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Old 02-25-2013, 09:31 AM   #12
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"Get your finger out of your penis skin!"
Yep, homemade Chinese finger trap.
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Old 02-25-2013, 09:43 AM   #13
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Re: I've had to say some strange things as a parent, but

No, don't play in the dog's butt... NOOO, we have to wash your hands before you put them in your mouth cuz you were playing with the dog's butt.

NO, we don't brush our teeth with toilet water.

NO, don't bite the dog's penis.

Please don't put your Skittles in your diaper.

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Old 02-25-2013, 09:55 AM   #14
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Re: I've had to say some strange things as a parent, but

Dh still always shakes his head that when dd1 was 1 we took her to the zoo. He at pne point in time told her 'stop licking the giraffe cage'. Then looked at me and said 'i never thought that sentence would ever need to be spoken'.

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Stop licking your sisters tongue
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Old 02-25-2013, 09:57 AM   #15
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"Get your finger out of your penis skin!"
Yep, homemade Chinese finger trap.
Hahaha!

When my 2 year old passes gas, he sweetly says "excuse me, I burped." It is one of the cutest things I've ever heard.
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Old 02-25-2013, 12:39 PM   #16
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Do not brush your/my armpit with that. (toothbrush)
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'We do not buff our penises!' He found my facial buffer that I never use and then being a boy discovered it was funny to exfoliate his penis.
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Old 02-25-2013, 01:43 PM   #18
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Me: Stop licking me! Mama is not for licking!
3-year-old: But you taste like chicken!
you must have an interesting skin-care regime!
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We don't drink out of the puppy's dish, that's for the puppy.

Lol these are all too funny!
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I just told DD1 who was naked after bath "don't stick the comb in your butt."

I've also told her during bath time to "stop motor boating sissy's butt."

DD2 is often told "we don't eat Chapstick" or "we don't eat dog food"

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