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Old 02-25-2013, 07:39 PM   #21
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Re: I've had to say some strange things as a parent, but

LoL. I remember always having to say to DS "stop licking the garbage can" and thinking...I can't believe I'm saying this.

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Old 02-25-2013, 08:00 PM   #22
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Re: I've had to say some strange things as a parent, but

"No, do we NOT put the alarm clock in the dirty-diaper pail."
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Old 02-25-2013, 08:05 PM   #23
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I think today I said "you licked my foot! Yucky!"


Dd also points to her dirty diapers while being changed and says "Pee? Ewww!" Which is hilarious/adorable.
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Old 02-25-2013, 08:24 PM   #24
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Re: I've had to say some strange things as a parent, but

I forgot I have to tell ds2 don't suck on my toe.
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Old 02-25-2013, 08:42 PM   #25
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I'm pregnant. My almost 4 year old is convinced she has a baby in her belly too. Quote of the day "No sweetie, that's your bellybutton, not the babies face".
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Old 02-25-2013, 08:49 PM   #26
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Re: I've had to say some strange things as a parent, but

I wish I could think of the terrible things I have to say to my kids on a daily basis. I probably repressed teh memories on purpose.
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Old 02-27-2013, 07:30 PM   #27
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Re: I've had to say some strange things as a parent, but

Recently a lot of my friends have had babies. Gman, 4yrs, is very curious about the whole process of growing and having babies.

"no honey, putting a cheerio in sissy's belly button will not grow your own baby"

20 minutes later-"it won't work in your belly button either"
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Old 02-27-2013, 07:36 PM   #28
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Re: I've had to say some strange things as a parent, but

I had to say "Do not lick the floor!" the other day. It was right after I told ds to clean up the orange juice he spilled. Guess I should have given specific instructions for the clean up.
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Haha that cracks me up! Being a parent is quite the adventure!
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Old 02-27-2013, 07:49 PM   #30
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No!! Books don't pee pee on the potty
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