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Old 03-17-2013, 05:45 PM   #61
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Forgot "Stop poking your sisters nipples"

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Old 03-17-2013, 06:18 PM   #62
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Old 03-17-2013, 06:24 PM   #63
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Re: I've had to say some strange things as a parent, but

Please take Yo Gabba Gabba off your pee-pee. (As in a perfectly sized plastic Yo Gabba Gabba finger puppet in the bathtub...<sigh>...)
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Old 03-17-2013, 08:59 PM   #64
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Old 04-14-2013, 04:37 PM   #65
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Re: I've had to say some strange things as a parent, but

"Kaela, don't kick the bucket"
"Don't wipe your private parts with your sock"
Lots of "don't put ______ on your private parts" she likes to put things there when I'm changing her lol.
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Old 04-14-2013, 06:35 PM   #66
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All these to my YDS:

"Don't lick my legs."
"Don't blow raspberries on my leg"
"Don't chew on my boob" (through my shirt as he weaned 3ish months ago)
"My boobs are not a trash can."
"Stop digging in my bra"
"We don't eat the washing machine."

Yup. All in one night.
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Old 04-14-2013, 06:40 PM   #67
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No honey, we don't ask our friends to scratch our boobs.

The baby rub doesn't go in your vulva.

Please dont motorboat mommy's cleavage in public.
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Old 04-14-2013, 07:01 PM   #68
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Re: I've had to say some strange things as a parent, but

"Please don't play the xylophone with a hammer. Who gave you a hammer?"
"Daddy"
"Daddy gave you a hammer?"
"Yeah"
I ask my husband where he got the hammer. Husband confirms he did not give a hammer to a toddler. Still mystified.
"Who gave you the hammer?"
"Bye-Boo" (our dog, Brycee-Boo)

Apparently this kid is already a liar. And the hammer is still a mystery.

"Please don't lick the dog's tail"
"We don't smoosh banana in Mommy's clean pots and pans"
"We already visited the vacuum twice today, that's enough"
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Old 04-14-2013, 07:12 PM   #69
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Re: I've had to say some strange things as a parent, but

Your not allowed to drink the toilet water, i dont care that you flushed the toilet first. Dont lick the trash can lid. I cant think of any other ones right now, but i may come back and add a few.
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Old 04-14-2013, 07:24 PM   #70
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Get our of my pants and put of my bra as I NYSE brother as we have gotten feel stuck in my back of my bra. I side lay in bed as I nurse and as still trying to get toddler to use her bed but snuggle s other not too not to leave her out.
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