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Old 06-12-2008, 08:12 AM   #11
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That's soo funny!

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Old 06-12-2008, 08:15 AM   #12
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Oh man, the other day I said something I thought would NEVER EVER come out of my mouth! (and with two boys, I often say strange things)

So, We've got this old gardening Hoe (you must be able to see where this is going) and the handle is really fragile, but I just can't get rid of it (this actually leads to some Ol' Hoe jokes between DH and I)

So, Cooper was draging this hoe around the driveway, which is sure to break the fragile handle, so I shout out to him

"COOPER, PLEASE DON'T DRAG THAT OLD HOE ACROSS THE DRIVEWAY!"
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Old 06-12-2008, 08:20 AM   #13
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Love the Hoe one!!! LOL
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Old 06-12-2008, 08:26 AM   #14
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i am apparently raising 2 nudists, which is fine by me. but it does lead to some interesting statements. like "we don't put pineapple in our butts."

and at bath time, its "you have your own pen!s. leave your brother's alone."
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Old 06-12-2008, 08:37 AM   #16
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LMAO! (the last post)
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i am apparently raising 2 nudists, which is fine by me. but it does lead to some interesting statements. like "we don't put pineapple in our butts."

and at bath time, its "you have your own pen!s. leave your brother's alone."
Oh yes, mama, I hear you. DH and I have both laughed at each other for comments like, "Annie, crackers go in our mouths, not our bottoms. Now it's dirty. Give Mommy the yucky cracker, please."
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That's hilarious! I was on the phone with my brother a year or so ago, and had to tell DD1: "Chloe, remember, we only touch our vagina in the privacy if the bathroom or the bedroom. If you want to go to the bathroom, that's fine. Otherwise, you need to stop."

He has a boy and was floored. He told the rest of my family and they tease me about it mercilessly now.
We have that conversation here too...alot! We also have to have the "fingers do not belong in your rear, and they ESPECIALLY do not belong in your sister's!"
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Ha ha, I just said to my oldest:

"there is simply no reason for you to be plucking your brother's eye brows,, give me the tweezers"
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Ha ha, I just said to my oldest:

"there is simply no reason for you to be plucking your brother's eye brows,, give me the tweezers"
I've had to remind my youngest that her sister's underwear is not a hat a few times this morning
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